Comedians

Comedians Sound Off On Glenn Beck

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:13:12 +0000

David Koechner, Rebecca Corry and Sam Tripoli sound off on their love and hate for political pundit Glenn Beck in the series “Mass Debaters” hosted on Babelgum. Sadly, no one actually bursts into tears.

We love Glenn Beck at Comedy.com. Check out Jon Stewart’s Glenn Beck impression and 5 Companies That Will Never Boycott Glenn Beck.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who (like Glenn Beck) occasionally weeps behind her desk.

George Lopez Riffs On Fast Food

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:45:32 +0000

George Lopez riffs on fast food in this classic stand-up clip. In this funny video, Lopez talks about the people who work behind the counter of your favorite restaurants and the voice that comes out of the box of your local fast food chain. Check it out, while you wait for his new late night talk show “Lopez Tonight” to premiere this evening.

For other great stand-up clips, check out the 10 Greatest Stand Up Comics In Philadelphia Right Now and Andrew Dice Clay’s nursery rhymes bit.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who could use a Big Mac.

Greg Behrendt: Practice Your Sex Sounds

Danielle Evenson — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:36:44 +0000

Greg Behrendt sex sounds must be amazing. Here he recounts his friend’s awkward sexual experience with the girl of his dreams who became the girl of his nightmares when she started to make horse noises in bed. This Comedy Central clip will have you practicing your sex sounds into your answering machine by the end of the segment. Check it out and make some noise.

For more awkward sexiness, check out these helpful Halloween sluts and these 15 Worst Dating Videos.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who sounds like a chirping chickadee.

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Comedians Sound Off On Piercing Their Junk

Danielle Evenson — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:19:38 +0000

Rebecca Corry, David Koechner and Sam Tripoli talk about about getting their junk pierced in this round of “Mass Debaters” featured on Babelgum. The men are absolutely horrified. Watch it. They could burst into tears at any moment. Rebecca is less frightened. She’s so into it, she can’t stop saying “mutilate your genitalia” over and over and over again.

Check out other episodes of “Mass Debaters” including the team talking about spanking children and their weird turn ons. I swear they’re not related.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who knows something is infected, she’s just not sure what.

Andrew Dice Clay’s Nursery Rhymes Are Back For Your Friday Flashback

Josh Spector — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:20:00 +0000

Andrew Dice Clay’s Nursery Rhymes jokes are one of those bits that you may hate yourself for enjoying, but you just can’t help it. It’s been probably a solid two decades since watching the Diceman first say “Hickory Dickory Dock…” and “Little Boy Blue…,” but I’ve got to admit that watching this video of Dice Clay’s nursery rhymes on Rodney Dangerfield’s HBO special in 1987 brought back some good memories.

If it’s been a while since you’ve seen Andrew Dice Clay’s comedy, I recommended checking out this video for old time’s sake. But if you’re watching it at work, you might want to keep the volume low – Dice is every bit as filthy as I remember.

And if you hate Dice’s take on stand up comedy, then you might want to skip this one and go check out these 18 Funniest Mitch Hedberg Quotes or Steve Martin’s business card.

This post was written by Josh Spector, who’s still trying to pretend he doesn’t know that Dice’s real name is Andrew Clay Silverstein.

Dana Carvey Is Chopping Broccoli

Danielle Evenson — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:45:58 +0000

Check out this classic “Saturday Night Live” clip of Dana Carvey as Derek Stevens who is… chopping broccoli. It’s one of our favorites. What’s your favorite “SNL” sketch? Put it in the comments below. We want to hear from you!

For more amazing “SNL” clips, check out the 10 Greatest “Weekend Update” Anchors and TJ Miller’s “SNL” audition.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who believes broccoli is nature’s broom… sweep…sweep.

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Bad Rappers Rob Comics

Danielle Evenson — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:35:22 +0000

Want to know how to steal mad cash from comedians? Check out “How To Rob Comics” TMC and CKC (Tom McCaffrey and Carolyn Castiglia) bust some some mad beats in this music video. It also features cameos by Paul F. Tompkins and Janeane Garofalo.

For more sweet beats, check 7 Things Rappers Can Talk About In The Recession and 10 Gangster Rappers And The Jobs You Would Never Believe They Had.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who wish she had Jim Gaffigan’s Hot Pocket.

Bill Cosby Riffs On Grandparents

Danielle Evenson — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:13:04 +0000

Check out this classic clip of Bill Cosby baffled by the change his parents went through once they became grandparents. We can all relate. When my mother became a grandparent to her granddog, she stopped sipping gin and started chugging tequila.

Now that I have you in the moody for Bill Cosby and liquor, check out the 20 Worst Bill Cosby Impressions On the Web and these 20 Crazy and Ridiculous Bill Cosby Drawings.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who can’t wait to be a grandparent. Let’s get breeding!

Comedians Sound Off On Threesomes

Danielle Evenson — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:00:03 +0000

Kyle Kinane, Brittney Powell and Jay Malone talk about threesomes in this latest “Mass Debaters” episode hosted by our friends at Babelgum. By the end of the episode, you’ll learn one thing. Comedians are not hot.

Check out more ridiculous sex acts with 20 Things In Science Fiction That Look Like Penises and the 20 Most Elaborate Weddings.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is also not hot.

Sarah Silverman Explains When Not To Tell A Joke

Danielle Evenson — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:25:29 +0000

Check out this classic clip of Sarah Silverman explaining when it’s inappropriate to tell a joke. Watch out. She ironcally drops a couple of inappropriate slurs during her story. She is the queen of bad form. I love her!

For more of Sarah’s genius, as she talks about The Great Schlep and F*#king Matt Damon.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is also afraid of her doll.