Goop is Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle website. You can tell by the tagline– “Nourish the inner aspect”– that it’s unbearably pretentious and doesn’t make sense. Goop even makes videos, like this recent clip in which Gwyneth teaches the world how to roast chicken. The world already knew how to roast chicken, except the world didn’t know it was possible to be so smug while doing it.
Below, “Saturday Night Live” star Abby Elliott (last seen helping dismantle Guy Fieri) takes on Gwynnie in a chicken-juice-soaked smackdown. Dear Lorne Michaels: Can all “SNL” skits star Abby Elliott next season? Because if we have to see Target Lady one more time, we’re going to bawl worse that Elliott’s Fake Gwyneth.
When cooking, always remember three things: Clean as you go, Sandra Lee has a filthy mouth and Padma Lakshmi doesn’t deserve a sitcom.
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