After watching the taping last night, we’re really excited to bring you the 10 best jokes from Comedy Central’s Larry The Cable Guy Roast…and by really excited, we mean really hungover. That being said, keep in mind that these are the 10 best jokes we remember, and there were so many more, including one of my favorites by your host,Lisa Lampanelli. Featuring Jeffrey Ross, Jeff Foxworthy, Gary Busey, Toby Keith, Warren Sapp and more, the roast of Larry The Cable Guy airs Sunday, March 15th on Comedy Central.
And stay tuned after the jump as you’ll be shocked to find out who absolutely crushed last night.
10. LISA LAMPANELLI
Warren Sapp’s penis is so big, it pays Greg Giraldo to wash and wax it.
9. TOBY KEITH
Jeffrey Ross was great on Dancing With The Stars…last time I saw moves like that, Lisa got her cock stuck in her zipper.
8. WARREN SAPP
We call Lisa the limo…she fits 8, has a nice leather interior, and tonight..I came in it.
7. JEFF FOXWORTHY
Lisa’s thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota after a hailstorm.
6. JEFFREY ROSS
And Larry was in Blue Collar Comedy…why did you guys break up, uncreative differences?
5. GREG GIRALDO
Lisa Lampanelli and the Octopussy have something in common…they’ve both had 80 fingers inside of them.
4. NICK DIPAULO
Gary Busey…how long does it take a brain injury to heal?
3. LARRY THE CABLE GUY
Greg Giraldo, one day success will knock on your door, you’ll answer it, and it will ask for directions to Carlos Mencia’s house.
2. GREG GIRALDO
Gary Busey’s face looks like a horse…he looks like Nick Nolte fucked a Clydesdale.
1. JEFFREY ROSS TO GARY BUSEY
You look like Mickey Rourke…without the comeback.
And who absolutely crushed last night?
MAUREEN MCCORMICK (MARCIA BRADY)
Seriously, Marcia Brady destroyed and we can’t wait to see it again so don’t miss The Roast of Larry The Cable Guy March 15th on Comedy Central.
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