We’re starting our fourth diet of the New Year on Monday and normally eat like we’re bulking up to do a film role for our last meal. So it got us thinking, what would our Death Row Comedy Show Lineup be?
Louis CK
Remember when you were screaming high in college and you and your buddies starting laughing like little schoolgirls? Well Louis CK put a skirt on me in front of some suits (agents) one night doing his hell bit about some poor guy sucking the devil’s dick when he didn’t have to because “it was just Tony hanging out.” I wish I could find that clip and wish I could relive that moment because all I remember was leaving the showroom thinking I might never stop laughing.
Jim Gaffigan
Thanks to Comedy Central and their new home for stand up at jokes.com, we found the Hot Pocket bit from Jim Gaffigan. I’ve had the pleasure of hanging out with Jim in the past and have also had the pleasure of Hot Pocket diarrhea too. Thanks Jim!
And thanks for sticking around for the greatest guest set of all time and the rest of the show after the jump.
Mitch Hedberg – Guest Set from Heaven
We broke our rule by including someone who is no longer with us but we had to hear one of the most unique voices who ever graced the stage.
Eddie Murphy
I don’t wanna hear any shit about this one because Eddie Murphy today is not the same guy in the purple jumpsuit who almost made me piss my pants at 13 sneaking into the movie theater to see Raw. And that was a follow-up to Delirious, two back to back powerhouses.
Chris Rock
Nothing much to say here…if you’re gonna die, you might as well have Chris Rock killing you like he’s done so many times in the past.
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